Ghost Writers No Mystery Any More

An avid reader of James Patterson’s novels for as long as I can remember, I find every one of his mysteries a page-turner.  Now that I’ve made a career out of professional ghost blogging, I’m interested in James Patterson for another reason as well.  Back in 2005, the New York Times carried a feature story highlighting the fact that Patterson has created an entire studio of co-authors and ghost authors.  Patterson offers a very matter-of-fact explanation for his “ghosts”: He’s more proficient, he says, at creating the story line than at executing it. “I found that it is rare that you get a craftsman and an idea person in the same body”, Mr. Patterson was quoted in the article, adding that he wants the final say before any book goes to press.


When, last year, Sarah Weinman wrote in the Los Angeles Times (April 15, 2007), “Commercial fiction has always had its share of ghostwriters toiling in the shadows”, she used James Patterson as a prime example, “Just look at the writers who have worked with James Patterson, brand name extraordinaire,” she gushes, adding “One need only check the copyright page for confirmation that he is the author of his novels,” (I was paying particular attention to this part), “no matter who may have written the actual words.”


Weinman sums up her own view of the Patterson system for mass-producing novels as follows: “His modus operandi may be mocked by the literati, but his ability to think like a packager brings in millions of dollars a year.”


In my earlier blog  Who Really Writes The Songs That Make The Young Girls Cry, I quoted writer Elaine Glusac: “Writing is generally acknowledged to be an individual sport.  But in Nashville’s culture, they work as a team.”  That is an exact parallel, I pointed out, to the way a business uses a ghost blogger to bring its message and tell its story to as many customers and clients as possible, using the power of the Internet.  Whether it’s country music song, novels, or blogs, marketing a business or practice involves spreading the word.  Since so many professionals and business owners lack the time or the inclination to compose blogs, that’s where a professional ghost blogger handles what Patterson calls the “execution phase”. No mystery, higher search engine rankings.



 

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Get Maximum Out Of Blogging’s Minimalist Style

There’s a new book out about home designer Darryl Carter’s “New Traditional” style of home decorating. Since professional ghost blogging’s my third professional career (teaching and then financial planning occupied a number of decades) Carter’s story is one that resonates with me – he started out a lawyer, then found himself in demand as a designer (after his D.C. apartment landed on the cover of Metropolitan Home magazine).
Indianapolis Star reviewer Claire Whitcomb describes Darryl Carter as “an accidental – and successful decorator, who has risen to the top of his profession.”


A number of the things written about Carter’s style are especially apropos for business blogging.  “In his hands, a little does a lot, partly because the furniture that he chooses does double duty.” In my earlier blog, Get Tammy Dancing With Elvis In Your Blog, I advised including unusual combinations of things in your blog posts, offering readers a new, fresh perspective on your topic. At the same time, offering readers a taste of the history behind your field or behind your own business helps personalize the message (Carter likes to include worn vintage rugs when furnishing a room).


Carter “has no patience” for elaborate crown moldings, preferring simple moldings that “enhance ceiling heights without overwhelming a room.” Keep in mind that your blog is not either your brochure or your website.  The purpose in each blog post is to highlight just one aspect of your company’s products and services, inviting the visitor to click on to your website to learn more. 


Like a subtly designed room, a well written blog will be easy on the eye, with information that is relevant yet easy to understand.  As Claire Whitcomb writes of Carter, “In his hands, less is not just more.  It’s comfortable and livable.”  One of the reasons that’s so, she explains, is that the designer uses colors that progress imperceptibly from room to room.


The maximum marketing effect from blogs, (almost by definition minimalist in both size and style), stems from the flow of consistent, regular posting of relevant information.  When potential customers come to your blog and find just what they’ve been looking for, that could prove as pleasing as the flow of colors in a Darryl Carter room!



 

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Ghost Bloggers Can Major In The “Minors”

I love making presentations, and am always reading the latest tips in the field of professional speaking.  But even if public speaking is last on your list of favorite things to do, Speaker Magazine’s November issue has some very valuable advice for business owners. Mike Rayburn warns speakers to stop being so busy and to start achieving, explaining that the secret of super-productivity is not doing more; it is doing less!


Here’s the crux of what Rayburn tells business owners to do: “Identify what you are good at and what energizes you the most, and then do more of those tasks.”  By focusing your time, attention, and energy on your strengths, he teaches, you will see your business take off.


The topic of which tasks must be done by the business owner him/herself, and which can be delegated, comes up quite often when I’m discussing blogging for business. As I brought out in one of my very first Say It For You blogs (see Ghost Blogging Gets The Girl), many celebrities and public figures used, in fact still do use, professional ghost writers for one simple reason: Despite having subject matter knowledge and valuable opinions to share with fans, readers, clients, customers, or colleagues, these VIPs are not confident in their own writing abilities.


When it comes to business owners, it’s often true that, even if they are competent writers, and even if they understand the value of business blogging for “winning search” and attracting online traffic to their business website, blogging is not what energizes them.


For many business owners, blogging’s a “minor thing” and they simply don’t want to major in it! The thing is, though, blogging has come very far from being a minor thing.  Piper Jaffray reports that the Internet has surpassed print yellow pages and newspapers combined as the primary local resource for consumers looking for services!


Blogging’s simply become too important an aspect of business marketing to ignore.  Enter the ghost blogger, devoting time and energy to the “minor” things that can have such a major impact on business.
 

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Clear Glasses Are For Blogs

Professional speaker Todd Hunt sends me a humorous e-newsletter about workplace communications, called Hunt’s Headlines.  Hunt’s focus is language, and he speaks about how, too often, businesses use language in ways that confuse their clients instead of helping them.


Presenting for the first time in Tigard, Oregon, Hunt had dinner in a Sweet Tomatoes salad bar restaurant.  When you order a soft drink or milk at Sweet Tomatoes, he says, you get a clear glass to fill at the beverage station, but, if you order just water to drink, you’re given a blue glass. 


Hunt ordered just the water, and what amused him is that, along with his blue glass, he was given a card that read, “Our blue glasses are intended for water.  If you changed your mind and helped yourself to our Bottomless Beverage Bar, place this card at the end of your table.  Our staff will come by to ring you up.”


Always looking for simpler, saner, more customer-friendly ways to express ideas in business, Hunt suggests the following message: “Blue glasses are for water ONLY!  Other beverages cost!”


If ever there was a lesson for bloggers to be found at a beverage station, Todd Hunt’s served it up, I think. Like medical students training to be physicians who are admonished “Above all, do no harm!”, bloggers should remember the maxim, “Above all, create no confusion!” 


As I explained in From Meat To Mustard, when it comes to web-based communication, words, along with pictures, are a business’ only tools.  That, in fact, is what we professional ghost bloggers do for a living – work with words, turn phrases, look for the “Wow!” factor.  Above all, though, our job is to communicate what your business does for its clients and customers!.  Yes, indeed. Clear glasses are for blogs!



 



 

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Today, I Blog. Yesterday, I Blog. Tomorrow, I Blog.

The other day, I read something so interesting in Speaker Magazine! It’s about  how our English language is very different from Asian languages.  Since I’m a wordsmith (what else could you call a professional ghost blogger?), the ways in which different people use words, especially for doing business, is something I find fascinating.


The article was called “Writing for Global Audiences”, and the writer, Dr. Kathleen Begley, was advising professional speakers to be careful when communicating with people from other countries. She explained that English has twelve different tenses. As an example, she gave the following: “Today, I speak.  Yesterday, I spoke. I had spoken the day before yesterday.  Tomorrow, I will speak.”  And (an example of a tense called future perfect conditional), “By 3 PM, I will have been giving this speech for thirty minutes.”  Asian speakers, Begley explained, would use only one tense for all of these:  “Today I speak.  Yesterday, I speak.  Tomorrow, I speak. By 3 PM, I speak for 30 minutes.” 


A couple of things about the use of language in blogging come to mind.  I’m always mentioning that blog writing is much more informal and conversational than other forms of business writing.  But, as I tried to bring out in In Blogging, Keep The Love, But Lose The “Like”!, this is your business and your brand you’re putting out there with your blog.  You always want to be sure that poor grammar and misspelled words aren’t distracting readers and taking away from the impact of your message.  Granted, 99.99% of business bloggers (and of their blog readers, I might add) wouldn’t so much as recognize the existence of the future perfect conditional tense.  I’ll bet, though, a few might be put off by shoddy spelling and lesser-grade grammar. ,”The devil is in the details”, may be true of blogging for business, along with the one about “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing well.


Back to the subject of English language tenses..In blogging it’s important to maintain consistency and frequency, since both of these are measures search engines use in ranking your blog.  “I used to blog”, “I once was blogging”, or “I had been blogging but I’m not blogging now” – none of these are phrases likely to capture respect in online rankings.  To “win search”, you’ll need to be saying “Yesterday I blogged.  Today I blog.  Tomorrow I will blog, and, by next year, I will have been blogging for a year and half.”  By that time, you should be able to add, “And, I have been winning search!”

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