If You Blog “God bless You!” What Are the Chances They’ll Sneeze?

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Man with allergy, cold, blowing nose with a tissueQ: “If you call a random phone number and say ‘God bless you,’ what are the chances that the person who answers just sneezed?” (This is yet another of the absurd hypothetical questions to which author Randall Munroe offers serious scientific answers in “Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions”.)

This Thanksgiving week, I’m devoting all three Say it For You blog posts to myth busting through blogging, using Munroe’s book as a jumping-off place. In the world of business and professional services, there are inevitable misunderstandings about products and services, and blog content is the perfect vehicle for combating these misconceptions about our (or our blogging clients’) industry or profession.

As a corporate blogging trainer, of course, what I’m really getting as is that content writers need to find “story starters” and “idea prompts” to help sustain the creativity level of our content marketing over long periods of time. (In fact, I’m issuing a challenge to readers of Say It For You blog to write in their own ideas for using an absurd hypothetical question/answer in one of their own posts!)

A:  There’s probably a 1 in 40,000 chance the person picking up the phone just sneezed, says Munroe, but, you need to know there’s also a one in a billion chance that person just finished murdering someone, he cautions. While the sneezing rate doesn’t get much scholarly research, Munroe adds, a doctor interviewed by ABC News pegged sneeze frequency at 200 sneezes per person per year. To add to the absurdity, Munroe recalls the statistic that 60 people are killed by lightning in the US every year, meaning there’s only a one in ten billion chance you’ll call someone in the 30 seconds after they’ve been struck by lightning and killed!

Having personally composed hundreds of blog posts on the topic of sinus ailments and balloon sinuplasty, I can think of quite a number of ways to use the “God bless you” call tidbit as an idea prompt. For the benefit of my freelance content writer colleagues and trainees, though, how about these tie-ins:

  • Allergists, home remedy merchants
  • Etiquette advisors and human resource professionals: (“What is most politically correct to say when someone sneezes if you don’t know their religious preference?” asks Quora.com)
  • Headhunters looking for statisticians

If you blog “God bless you?”, what are the chances readers will convert to buyers?

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How Many LEGO Bricks Would it Take to Build a Blog Post?

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Q: “How many Lego bricks would it take to build a bridge capable of carrying traffic from London to New York? Have that many A variation of plastic toy bricksLego bricks been manufactured?” asks Jerry Peterson. (This is another of the absurd hypothetical questions to which author Randall Munroe offers serious scientific answers in “Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions”.)

Since myth debunking is such a great use of blogs (due to the inevitable misunderstandings about a product or service that happen in the world of business and in professional services), I find Munroe’s book a terrific idea stimulant for blog content ideas. While our blog readers may never actual pose such large-scale questions, it’s a good idea for us blog content writers to do that for them, as a way of combating common misconceptions about our (or our blogging clients’) industry or profession.

A. There have certainly been enough bricks to connect New York and London, Munroe assures the curious; in LEGO® units, the two cities are 700 million studs apart.  Of course, he hastens to add, the bridge wouldn’t be able to hold itself together or carry anything bigger than a LEGO car, but it’s a start.

Writers’ Digest advises novelists to use story starters or writing prompts. And while we business bloggers aren’t dealing in fiction, some of Munroe’s absurd hypothetical questions can function as idea prompts and help us pump up the creativity level of our content marketing. (In fact, I challenge readers of this Say It For You blog to write in ideas about how they’d go about using one of the absurd hypothetical question/answer selections I’m highlighting this week in one of their own posts!)

Still not sure how LEGO® bricks can build blog content?  Here are just a few thoughts:

  • Preschools, tutoring services, toy stores, parenting magazine publishers, child psychologists (According to the Center for Childhood Creativity, “Positive parent-child interactions – how parents and children communicate through language, shared experiences, and mutual discovery – powerfully influence how children learn, grow, and thrive.”
  • Construction engineers
  • Travel firms promoting New York-London fares.

How many LEGO® bricks would you need to build an interesting new blog post for your business or practice?

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Shooting Blogging Arrows to Shed Light

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Aiming archersQ: In the movie “300”, they shoot arrows up into the sky and they seemingly blog out the sun.  Is this possible, and how many arrows would it take?” asks Anna Newell. (This is one of the absurd hypothetical questions to which author Randall Munroe offers serious scientific answers.)

A. Longbow archers can fire 8-10 arrows per minute, with each arrow spending only a few seconds in the air, and with each arrow intercepting only about 40 cm of sunlight. In short, it would be pretty hard to make the sunblocking operation work, Munroe concludes. To be fair, he adds, if the sun were low on the eastern horizon at dawn, with the archers firing north, the shadow effect could be pretty powerful. 

Myth-debunks are a great use of blogs, I’ve found, because many of the misunderstandings about a product or service present themselves, in the natural order of business, in the form of questions and comments from readers and customers. Shining the light of day on that misinformation shines light on your own expertise. And, while readers may never actual formulate those “absurd hypothetical questions”, it’s a good idea for us blog content writers to do that for them, offering ”serious scientific answers” that debunk common misconceptions about our (or our blogging clients’) industry or profession.  A business or professional blog is the ideal vehicle for anticipating readers’ “negative assumption” questions and their misconceptions.

There’s a caveat here, however, and it relates to the danger of rubbing readers the wrong way. People generally don’t like to have their assertions and assumptions challenged, even when they come to our blog seeking information on what we sell, what we do, and what we know about. So, after you’ve debunked a myth or misconception, I suggest, throw readers some intriguing, little-known information to soften the resentment they might be feeling at having been proven “wrong”.

One misconception about blog marketing itself, observes Doug Rice of 12most.com, is that it’s all about technology. It isn’t, he says. “Content marketing is not a technological idea, but a philosophical one. It is essentially the notion that, if you give away valuable information, potential customers will see you as a valuable resource (thought leader) and, eventually, buy from you.

You might say we blog writers shoot content “arrows”, not to block out the light, but to shed light on the subject!

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Seeds for Blog Post Titles or Song Lyrics

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Notes“Reading around” the web with song lyrics on my Say It For You mind this week, I discovered the most interesting website out of the UK called The Song Name Generator, promising me that I could write my own song lyrics in less than a minute. The system was based on categories (free style, love song, ballad, rap, Frank Sinatra, Simon and Garfunkel, for example) and “key words” (which I was asked to supply).

To generate a song name, I was asked to select:

  • A singular noun (I chose “sofa”)
  • A plural noun  (I chose “tables)
  • An adjective (I chose “stylish”)
  • A personal name (I chose “Rhoda”)
  • A place (I chose “Indianapolis”)
  • A present tense verb (I chose “writing”)
  • An artist (I chose “Justin Bieber”)

Based on those elements, here are some of the titles they suggested for my song:

“Give Me Your Tables”
“Another Sofa in the Wall”
“Amazing Rhoda” (Yes!!)
“Have You Met Rhoda?”
“Writing Forever”
“Like a Stylish Sofa”

Amusing stuff, wouldn’t you agree? But on a serious note, we business blog content writers might borrow a line from this playbook. Business bloggers often confide they have trouble continually coming up with fresh ideas for their blog posts and finding new ways to talk about the products and services they offer. And, it’s a fact – business blogging is no sprint.  A long-term, drawn-out effort is required in order to “build equity” in keyword phrases, gather a following, and gain – and sustain – online rankings.

From both my work as a professional ghost blogger these last nine years and my work as a blog writing trainer, I know how challenging that can be. Just like the software template that generates song lyrics in a minute, we writers need to create for ourselves a mental template that uses idea “seeds” to generate content.

As Tevye (from Fiddler on the Roof) would agree, it isn’t easy scratching out a pleasant tune. When I train business owners and employees to create blog content, I like to emphasize that at least half the time that goes into creating a blog post is reading/research/thinking time!

Start “seeding” your mental template now!

 

 

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Getting “On the Air” with Business Blog Post Writing

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Radio carRadio commercials have a lot to tell us about blog content writing, I find. That’s why all three of this week’s Say It For You posts are based around drive-time commercials I heard recently.

The “Men’s Health Minute” on WIBC, for example, is itself a sort of blog. One spot is about colon health, another about prostate health, a third about sleep health. There are episodes about skin and about stress.  They’re all short (one minute), they’re all informative, and they all relate to the same recurring “leitmotif” of men’s health, and all are “brought to you” by Community Westview Hospital.

Leitmotif means “leading theme” in German.  In music, “the leitmotif is heard whenever the composer wants the idea of a certain character, place, or concept to come across,” explains Chloe Rhodes in A Certain “Je Ne Sais Quoi”.

Effective business blog posts are centered around key themes, too, just like the recurring musical phrases that connect the different movements of a symphony.  As you continue to write about your industry, your products, and your services, you’ll naturally find yourself repeating some key ideas, adding more detail, opinion, and story around each.

The second big positive about the Community Westview WIBC ads is that they’re not ads; they are informational rather than sales-ey, hitting precisely the note that business owners, practitioners should be aiming for.

Using business blogs to offer readers valuable information is the best way to attract and retain readers. Online searchers arrive at our business blogs needing to know how to find products and services, how to do something, how to solve very specific problems. Providing value before any “ask” takes place makes for smart radio commercials – and smart business blog content writing!

Get your business blog content writing “on the air” with online searchers!
 

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