The Royal Order of Blogging

Just one of the binding rules in English that native speakers know but don’t know they know, BBC’s Matthew Anderson pointed out, is that adjectives preceding nouns must go in a specific order:

1. quantity or number
2. opinion
3. size
4. shape
5. age
6. color
7. origin/nationality
8. material
9. purpose

That rule is the reason, for example, that green great dragons can’t exist, but great green ones can. Your friend does not have a new nice house, but a nice new one. Obviously, non-native speakers have a great deal of trouble straightening it all out. In fact, 60% of the world’s languages put adjectives after the noun!  English is actually pretty rigid when it comes to adjectives. Try describing your” lovely little rectangular French silver whittling knife” in any other order, Gassie Werber of Quartz says, and you’ll sound like a maniac.

What’s more, that “Royal Order of Adjectives” is illogical, to say the least, because the further an adjective is from the noun, the less intrinsic it becomes, Katy Morton writes in listenandlearnusa.com. What’s more, it’s unusual for someone in everyday speech and writing to use three or more adjectives to puff up one noun.

As a blog content writer, I find it extremely important that the first two items in the Royal Order are quantity and opinion:

When Hubspot colleagues analyzed all their own blog posts to see which titles had performed the best in terms of search results, the top eight each included a number. “Numbers are a great way to set expectations for a post, telling readers what they’re going to get and how much of it”. The point of using numbered lists, I often teach, is to demonstrate that there are many ways in which your product or service is different. Statistics are attention-grabbing, demonstrating the extent of a problem, and conveying a great deal of information with minimal verbiage

What about opinion, second on the adjective list? Whether it’s business-to-business blog writing or business to consumer blog writing, the blog content itself needs to use opinion. Bloggers must be influencers, I advise clients and blog content writers alike. Whether it’s business-to-business or business to consumer blog writing, the blog content itself needs to use opinion to clarify what differentiates that business, that professional practice, or that organization from its peers.